The Taser Sword Lets You Choose How to Get Hurt

Man, this is one serious piece of hardware–and it’s totally for real. The taser sword, as the name implies, is both a taser and a sword, which allows opponents the choice on how he wants pain to be inflicted. It’s a new, twisted brand of mercy. Still, it’s tough to say which option gives you better odds at surviving. Seriously, though, this thing is not a toy. Only guys trained in sci-fi combat should be wielding one.