Man Throws Divorce Party for Himself, Goes on Power Tool Rampage

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but the same could be said of a man who owns powertools. One bitter ex-husband from Germany gets divorced from his estranged wife, takes their possessions as a married couple, and splits them right down the middle – literally. With a translated inscription of “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years, Laura! You’ve really earned half,” the anonymous man sent his wife’s halves to her while his are currently up for bids on eBay. From a button-nosed teddy bear to a full-size car, nothing escaped this guy’s power tool-laden divorce party.