Penis Wins a Wrestling Match

If you think professional wresting was fake, wait until you see this match between Joey Ryan and Danshoku Dino in Osaka, Japan. Sometime during the match, Danshoku tried to cheat by putting Ryan’s crotch in a submission hold, but this move took an unexpected twist. To be honest, we can’t imagine anyone getting out of this type of death grip, but we’re guessing if you have a penis like Ryan, you can get in and out of anything.

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