These Are the Best “Fortunes” You’ll Get Out of a Fortune Cookie

Fortune cookies determine our futures. That’s why you should treat them with reverence, lest you risk bad fortune. The “fortunes” below are some of the best you’ll ever see to come out of fortune cookies. Take these, very, very, seriously. No laughing.

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